There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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