you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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