So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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