i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
