How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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