Don't you send me to vm
she smelled like a LAN party
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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