After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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