Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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