i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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