I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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