no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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