I wish I only lived at night.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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