can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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