im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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