I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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