Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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