You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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