I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The ass gains better be worth it
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