I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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