she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He felt like a one man threesome
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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