I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Shame is for Republicans.
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