Got a toothbrush?
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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