Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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