I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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