thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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