doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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