Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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