Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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