I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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