im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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