Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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