omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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