What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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