is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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