my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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