You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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