Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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