yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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