we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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