You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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