Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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