i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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