i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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