I cut my penus on the lid.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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