Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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