arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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