I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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