Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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