I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We have so much sex to catch up on
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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