just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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