Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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