found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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