Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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