She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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