ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
